From
Jonestown to Heaven's Gate, each time a sects-related
crime occurs, people begin to wonder out loud whether
the safest sects would be no sects at all. But like
most things, it isn't sects itself that poses the
problem, but our attitude about sects.
My
attitude is, sects between consenting adults is fine,
as long as you're not obsessed with it. And it's
pretty easy to tell when someone is obsessed. You see
these people proselytizing door-to-door or selling
flowers on the street or shooting at those whose sects
preference is different than their own — one look in
their eyes will tell you they will do anything for
sects. And let's face it, unbridled sects can lead to
unwanted misconceptions, and goodness knows we already
have enough of these in the world.
So how
do we distinguish between really good sects and bad
sects? Well, personally, I try to avoid sects where
people are tied up, tied down, beaten up, or beaten
down. I'm a great believer in sects equality, so I
would be cautious of any sects involving domination.
On the
positive side, I would go for lots and lots of joyful
and complete joculation. Laughter is a natural and
necessary element of good sects, so any sects where
people do not ejoculate I would be wary of.
Go
ahead and enjoy wild sects but remember, just because
someone finds your ch'i spot doesn't mean they have
your best interests at heart. So bring protection, and
no matter how ecstatic you get, be sure to keep your
eyes open, okay?
