Karma Talk

by Swami Beyondananda

Dear Swami:

More and more, I keep hearing about the health benefits of laughter, but I'm not convinced.  Is there any actual scientific proof that laughter is good for us?

DeWitt Wright,
Dacron, Ohio

Dear DeWitt:

Well, I'll let you decide for yourself.  In a now-famous experiment, a group of psychology students were given two hours off to watch comedy movies.  Another group was deprived of sleep for three days, then given Croatian parables to memorize... and given electric shocks each time they made a mistake.  The results were conclusive.  The group watching comedy had more fun.

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Dear Swami:

You know how they say people look like their dogs?  Well, for about two weeks last month around here, not only did people look like their dogs, but they dressed like them as well.  In one case, I saw what I thought was an Afghan hound being walked.  When I looked closer, though, I noticed it was really a Standard Poodle with a Michael Bolton hairdo -- kind of foofy on top, long in the back, short on the sides.  Sure enough, I looked up at the owner and he had the exact same haircut!  A few days later, I was walking in the park again and there was a girl in a black running suit with turquoise trim -- walking a black lab with a turquoise collar.  And on and on ... and then all of a sudden, after about two weeks of this, everything changed -- and now people and dogs aren't matching anymore.  Swami, do you have any explanation for why people would all of a sudden be so attuned to their dogs?

Celine P. Sameet
Boca Raton, Florida

Dear Celine:

It is no accident that "dog" is "God" spelled backward, for they are in many ways the embodiment of love on earth.  I think of friendly dogs as love depositories.  You make a deposit by petting the dog, saying kind words, treating them to a treat -- and then whenever you need to, you can make a love withdrawal, and paradoxically the love in increased and not diminished.  So it is perfectly natural for people to be lovingly in tune with their pets.  The phenomenon you observed is simply this natural affinity between people and their dogs intensified by just the right astrological conditions, namely Venus and Pluto being conjunct.

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Dear Swami:

Am I the only one who thinks it ironic that we as a society insist we want less violence, and yet we keep manufacturing and selling more handguns?  Not only that, but here in California we are spending more on building new prisons than we are building new schools.  Does that make sense?  And take the war on drugs -- please!  It's a financial hemorrhage that actually ends up supporting drug dealers by keeping prices artificially high -- and bankrupting the rest of us.  What is it going to take for society to see these ironies and do something about them?

Henri Pentant,
Pacific Grove, California

Dear Henri:

The gun situation reminds me of a cartoon I saw many years ago.  A mother is handing boxing gloves to her two young sons and saying, "Now, don't fight!"  In the same way, we have glorified gunplay, so it shouldn't be surprising to see our children playing with guns.  Not that handguns are themselves to blame.  After all, guns don't kill people, bullets do.  And you can get bullets at K-mart.  Which is why we seem to need more prisons than schools nowadays. And, just for the record, it's not only drug dealers who benefit from the war on drugs.  It stands to reason, the more laws you have, the more law enforcement you need.  And the war on drugs is a multi-billion dollar industry. 

Like the two guys sitting in a bar having a few beers.  After a while, one let on that he was a cop. 
"Oh, we're in the same industry," said the other.
"You're a cop too?" asked the law officer.
"Nope, I'm a criminal."
Talk about co-dependency...

So, back to your original question:  How do we bring these ironies to consciousness and do something about them?  Well, as you probably know, I have long been involved in raising consciousness about that silent crippler, irony deficiency.  And as you have pointed out, our inability to digest these ironies is crippling our society.  The solution as I see it is to circulate more and more irony supplements through the body politic.  Each time you see an article pointing out one of these huge ironies, pass it along to all your friends on the internet -- and the outernet.  Maybe if we keep pumping ironies like this, the body politic will realize that the best way to overcome our societal addiction to guns, drugs and prisons is to invest in improving reality.

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Copyright 2000 by Steve Bhaerman.  All rights reserved.

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